Thread 93491 in /misc/

P93491 link reply
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Thread 16418 in /tech/

P16418 What Privacy Coins are worth investing in? link reply
Besides the obvious [bold: Monero] (XMR) what other Privacy Focused Cryptos are good to buy/own, not only as an investment to make money but an investment to protect ones privacy in the coming Globohomo WEF 2030 Utopia?

really looking to have (((Diversity))) with muh privacy coins.

What are peoples thoughts on these coins/crypto?:

[bold: PirateChain (ARRR)]

> (Delayed Proof of Work (dPoW) from Komodo, zero-knowledge proof (zk-SNARKs) transactions from ZCash, and the rule of enforced private-only transactions by Monero.)
> ring size or anonset of 540,000

https://pirate.black/
https://pirate.black/files/whitepaper/The_Pirate_Code_V2.0.pdf

[bold: Wownero (WOW)]

> Meme Coin like Dogecoin but a fork of monero
> ring size of 22

https://wownero.org/

[bold: Mysterium (MYST)]

> trustless powered dVPN (decentralized VPN) network that rewords its users that run nodes with Mysterium and used to pay for VPN use.
https://www.mysterium.network/

[bold: Oxen (OXEN)]

> Monero Fork that powers the Lokinet mixnet & Project
> PoS (Proof of stake)
> 1 second transaction time with "Blink" instant payments

https://docs.oxen.io/about-the-oxen-blockchain/overview

[bold: Orchid (OXT)]

> dVPN (decentralized VPN) network that rewords its users that run nodes with Orcid and used to pay for VPN use
> Multi hop dVPN

https://www.orchid.com/oxt/
https://www.orchid.com/whitepaper/english.pdf

Any other suggestions?
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P93198 link reply
Dev tax means it's not hackerman money but centralized garbage.
At best it's a playground for Monero devs to take ideas from. But in itself it's kind of scammy to have premines/devtaxes, just look at "zephyr" and other similar coins.
P93363 link reply
>Whats wrong with Firo tho besides all the problems it has?
Retard. If your currency can't even pretend to be egalitarian don't shill it here. We're supposed to accept this as money when the devs have already crowned themselves kings? Did you even read the original whitepaper? Do you even know what this entire thing is about?
P93370 link reply
P93163
>Whats wrong with Firo tho besides GPU mining and how it worked side by side with Monero?
What's wrong with eating arsenic except you vomit, get numb and die?

I've never heard of it, but both of your reasons AND P93115 are reasons enough to not use it seriously. Really why would I touch it with anything other than 10ft pole?
P93409 link reply
P93370
besides monero what else is out there that uses CPU (not GPU) mining?
P93490 link reply
P93409
In terms of profitability QUBIC is the best right now, before that it was ZEPH. In terms of actually being a legitimate currency, nothing. Everything in the "privacy space" is infected with premine scams, asic scams, dev tax scams or all of the above.
The only CPU-mineable non-scam coin besides more seems to be darkfi, but it's still in development.

Thread 86696 in /misc/

P86696 R2-D2 / HW blog link reply
My Easter kettle is warming up. Please, check G01 - G02 for today's (and Easter's) menu which is broadcasting live now...

Everything should be ok, as long as I didn't fall asleep, didn't sleep last night.
596 replies omitted.
P93355 link reply
>i know what youre doing

said the psycho neighbour
P93357 sunday film link reply
he killed her with a chainsaw, gives me goosebumps
P93358 lol link reply
your fucked, chink
P93359 link reply
holy shit is that a corpse in the bag?
P93488 link reply
hi just tuned in with isp, liked the continuity music also

"BBC Scotland

based

Thread 92627 in /misc/

P92627 link reply
welp anons i did the plan. took all my pills in a park. just got discharged from the hospital, i passed out before i managed to take all the pills. yippee. at least they said im good to go home so i dont need the psych ward
48 replies omitted.
P93426 link reply
>Giving unsupervised internet access to literal children is straight up neglect abuse and psychological warfare
nah we should make more kids start watching beheading videos before the age of 8
>cocsa
had to look this one up
>child on child sexual abuse
ok now those retards are just making shit up
wtf does 'abuse' even mean in there?
its just a buzzword at this point
>Deep talks sounds like you were debating something meaningful and not how often you jerk off
you forget how women think sex is somesort of divine activity between lifelong lovers
at least the trad ones
girls these days are getting based and realizing they can just bounce from dick to dick and its no big deal

>tbf fang is pretty ugly (on the outside)
wrong.
>what the fuck is power saving mode
power saving mode is the mode you activate to save power
work more slowly, shutdown non important processes (like thinking), that sort of thing
>Does that mean that she's not expending her calories by exercising or using her brain?
yes
>being chased around by rabid stray dogs
im too autistic to be chased by dogs
i stand my ground and bark back and their resolve falters before mine

>apparently putting your fingers in certain positions does something but i dont know what to do
like i said, figure it out
>no its my cousin having a crush on me and dry humping me
sounds hot
>girls tell each other each and every detail of their sex lives
yea and everybody knows women dont lie, right?
>i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes
im p sure thats just called edging
>only remember mikotofag
wow i cant believe you never fapped to me smh
im literally the most sought-after egirl in this part of the internet
although tbh ig you dont gangstalk me outside of this thread, so it makes sense
do you want me to write erotic nanofic about how id rape you?

>the fucker gets mommy girlfriends AND have people fap to him
yea unfortunately mikotofag was the alpha of nanochan

>I can barely read this thread.
fried attention span?
>I assume it's mostly bot gibberish.
p much yea
>Is it a rational reason, or are you just in a mood?
that was posted by a woman
what do you think?

>try to figure your life
bitch is lazy as fuck
she wants someone to swoop in and rescue her from her shitty life and magically fix her
>I guess consider getting some friends
based niggers not reading the thread before posting
she already had a friend group, but she ruined it by being a slut
>eating more
shes foodphobic
>getting more physical exercise
women hate putting in effort on anything
>meds, drugs
she already takes lethal amount of those
too bad for her that she already developed tolerance
>masturbating less
her drugs already kill her libido
>explosion in a suicide vest
shes too dumb to make one for herself
>for a reason you care about
youre talking to a nihilist zoomer
>self-immolation with a political manifesto
insanely painful
and cringe too
also the bitch likes cutting, but thats just for attention
shes a pussy when it comes to real pain
>calling a suicide hotline
she already does that all the time when she wants attention
P93436 link reply
P93297
I've killed all the mold

P93327
Stop recycling images i've seen that shit like three times already
>apparently putting your fingers in certain positions does something
Is it like those naruto sharigans or whatever
try shoving a toothbrush up there
>i once even put on a squirting tutorial on pornhub
<hoes can't even cum without step by step wikihow articles
I think you can squirt without jerking off for at least 30 minutes or so. My cum load gets bigger the longer i fap, my balls need some time to build up sperm i think you aliens should have a similar mechanism ticking behind the scenes
>it just felt like touching mac n cheese.
I have no idea whats mac n cheese.
Stop thinking about food all the time that's why you're only losing half a kilogram in a week
>id rather not have additional shit to worry about so ill pretend its all okay
Finally, something based
>my cousin having a crush on me and dry humping me
How old was he?
Wait like an actual crush and shit? Was he not just horny but also romantic and shit?
You said you moved out to netherlands where is your cousin from? Alabama?
Also, how do you wet hump someone?
>but youre men
Sexist stereotypes again smh
>girls tell each other each and every detail of their sex lives
Like... fr? No cap?
You told them how you got cucked by a big fat ugly bastard, how you got STDs, how you jerk off over 90 times in a single month and how you think about them or your step dad while you do so?
Do you whores have no sense of shame?
>too many big words for me
Well i have something even bigger between my legs
I'll try to dumb it down for you
You're stupid, and autistic, you can't tell whether someone is lying or not, because of that, do not trust people, ever.
>trying to get into it and not start thinking about eating fruit or something
ffs all you ever think about is eating food
>i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes
Very interesting information but why are you dumping it all on my poor innocent ass? How long you get into doesn't really matter
>when i think about myself in the situations i realize id probably start crying
Do you enjoy crying?

>mommy FWB
No such thing
>we should make more kids start watching beheading videos before the age of 8
4 year old killers trained by youtube
>had to look this one up
Me too
thought it's something about cocaine
>wtf does 'abuse' even mean in there?
Anything remotely sexual affecting a child?
Literal abuse, neglect, psychological warfare and antisemitism
>wrong
Her snot is too long and hair is pretty floppy ngl
Vagina bones are hot af tho
>im too autistic to be chased by dogs
Being autistic makes dogs even more hostile
>i stand my ground and bark back and their resolve falters before mine
What dogs are we talking about? Chihuahuas?
I suppose you never had to deal with shitbulls
Can't bark your way outta that one
<i can spend a good hour trying to get into it but once the actual masturbation starts then its 5-10 minutes
>im p sure thats just called edging
No she said that actual masturbation lasts 5-10 minutes and the rest is just getting in the mood. So she touches her defunct clitor for like 5 minutes.
To properly edge she'd have to touch it for 5 minutes, stop, touch it for 5 more minutes, stop again, rinse and repeat.
I miss cumming that easily
>wow i cant believe you never fapped to me smh
Not a lot to fap to tbh
>do you want me to write erotic nanofic about how id rape you?
You shouldn't ask permission
>yea unfortunately mikotofag was the alpha of nanochan
Who's that railfag? What did he do?

<unironically replying to a cookie-cutter hit the gym bro post
Just call him a retard or something
P93439 link reply
P93296
>I hope this is an another typo
lol wtf that's the faggot's niche area of knowledge.
doesn't everybody know that?
does it need printouts of threads mailed out or put up as posters in the street?
P93461 link reply
>I think you can squirt without jerking off for at least 30 minutes
sry minor spelling mistake
i wanted to type CANT
P93484 link reply
P93426
>based niggers not reading the thread before posting
Yeah i was away for a bit and too many words now. I've only read the smut.

>insanely painful and cringe too
Yeah i mean that's why it's ranked my second to last worst suggestion. Pain is justified for failing to do every fucking thing before that on a list, though.

>she already does that all the time when she wants attention
That was actually a joke, I mean if she can survive a suicide vest and self-immolation she should consider joining fucking Navy SEAL or something. Also calling suicide hotline at all is giga cringe.

Thread 61553 in /tech/

P61553 Redpill me on why should I even use these? link reply
Why should i even go outa my way to use these:
>t. [bold: Node.js]
>t. [bold: npm]


What are the benefits even?
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P93193 link reply
Haskell
P93195 link reply
P93193
Very specific and kind of a pain to use. You code will be the most beautiful thing ever written by the end of it if that offers some compensation.
P93203 GNU+sage link reply
sux
P93241 link reply
sage negated
P93483 link reply
P61553
>Why should i even go outa my way to use these:
Because somebody is paying you a lot of money to use them. The same is true for most languages to be honest. Actually the more horrible it is the more desperate hiring managers will be and the higher the potential salary/contract. So that's something to consider before looking down your nose and this or that technology stack.

P61577
ты забавный чувак

P93174
>Use Python.
Python is very popular with people who don't care about software engineering and just want to get something that works, biologists, physicists, data scientists, QA etc. It is also something that is hard to avoid in industry because even if your job is to do The Real Shit all the automated tests are probably written in python so you gotta learn it eventually.

P93193
>Haskell
Is used in academia. And in banks. For the same reason really, some highly mathematical algorithms are a lot simpler to implement in functional programming languages. Fintech is also concerned with formal verification since one bug in a stock trading algorithm can wipe out millions of dollars of assets in minutes. See the Knight Capital incident for a good example. If you want to go down that road though F# (on Linux) is the secret weapon most banks use not Haskell.

Thread 39106 in /tech/

P39106 link reply
Linux is free if you don't value your time.
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P93170 AMD/ATI link reply
P93048
>(other graphics cards are plug-and-play).
See P92608 for further tech support
P93171 link reply
P93048
Ryzen wants rcu_nocbs or at least it did on Linux. Without that, you're not getting more than a day or so of uptime.
P93172 sage link reply
>Ryzen even
P93239 link reply
P93171
My ryzen machine crashes after about 5 hours in Windows, so...

P93048
>Tails
Tails uses special stuff that is incompatible with most stuff. The website even says that it does not support dedicated graphics cards.
Literally just use a regular Linux distro. If you need a special tor one, use a whonix vm.
P93482 link reply
P93239
>The website even says that it does not support dedicated graphics cards.
I don't see where it says that.

https://tails.net/doc/about/requirements/
>Below are some guidelines if you, or your organization, are considering acquiring a laptop dedicated to running Tails.
>Avoid "gaming" models with Nvidia or AMD Radeon graphics cards.

From a security perspective you don't want fancy high end graphics cards that require proprietary drivers or firmware to run correctly. That's probably what that's about. You can't get hardware video acceleration on an nvidia card without the closed source drivers for example. And from a support perspective the tails maintainers obviously don't want to deal with tickets along the lines of "help I bought a $1000 graphics card because I thought it would work gooder but now all my videos run a 10fps herp derp".

P93023
Disobeying unjust laws is not an option it's a duty.

Thread 93346 in /tech/

P93346 leaked databases link reply
Where to find leaked databases and how to download them?
After you collect databases you can make evil with them.
5 replies omitted.
P93462 link reply
P93466 link reply
https://xss.is/register/
>hcaptcha
>javascript
P93467 link reply
https://exploit.in/
https://exploitivzcm5dawzhe6c32bbylyggbjvh5dyvsvb5lkuz5ptmunkmqd.onion/register/
>In order to activate your account, you need to send 0.0031 BTC
200$. And bitcoins are honeypot.

Also:
>Set Up Account Verification
>To protect the security of your account, choose a method of verifying your identity.
>Enter the details below into your Google Authenticator app, then enter your verification code.
>Get it on Google Play
P93480 link reply
Nigga wtf just google for a leak compilation and bittorrent this shit. You literally don't need to hunt for every single leak, just get dozens of TB compilation and move on. Good enough for your purposes.

I wold spoonfeed you, but you're planning to do evil and I don't want to stain my ivory white armor.
P93481 link reply
>>P93480
No, I need specific leaks.

>google for a leak compilation
I will but I doubt they exist.

Thread 93418 in /tech/

P93418 I2P torrenting on Android phones, link reply
I know it may sound stupid, but I really want to do it, how do I do it, the simpler the better

I don't even have experience with PC Java I2P and I2PD, I only use I2PD to surf some eepsites on my phone now, Android seems to have BiglyBT, Vuze and even XD, but I don't know how to configure it, there is too little tutorial, it seems that no one uses it at all

There are some tutorials on this site-(http://i2pforum.i2p/viewforum.php?f=21&sid=1924a5f01a3f8ea5f3c8fa90e827dd28), but I'm too stupid to reproduce them

All of this is because I don't have a computer at hand, and my phone is too convenient (even I know clearly it's not secure and private at all, like a portable surveillance - telescreen and shit).

Third World ESL, which primarily&frequebtly uses Tor btw
P93419 Whoops link reply
Nothing happened.jpg
Wrong file
My bad
sorry
P93441 link reply
To solve your second problem: Best you can do for a secure Android distribution is GrapheneOS, second best is some other AOSP based distribution, maybe Calyx or something.
Ideally you wouldn't torrent on a phone because of the (normally) small storage capacity and inconsistent connection. Although modern flash storage is a bit better than it used to be.
On a PC you'd usually enable I2CP or SAM for I2P to communicate with torrent clients. The client usually says somewhere what protocol it uses. qBittorrent is SAM and I2Psnark is I2CP for example, usually Java ones use I2CP. If you can get some sort of I2P daemon (I2P router) on the phone, then it's pretty much enabling one of the required protocols in the I2P daemon and making sure the torrent client only uses I2P. This is just hypothetically and very broadly speaking, I have no idea how complete I2P is on android phones.
P93474 link reply
Maybe it's possible to install Java on Termux to either run full Java I2P or I2P with standalone I2PSnark.
P93477 link reply
P93418
>I2P torrenting on Android phones
F-droid has an i2p app and an i2pd app and both were updated last month so I would try them.
https://search.f-droid.org/?q=i2p&lang=en

The first one, i2p looks like the java version so it might have a bittorrent client built in. Install the app and look around for "torrents" or "i2psnark". If it's there then you are done.

Otherwise you will have to install a separate bittorrent client and figure out how to connect it to i2p. The first step is to install one of the i2p apps though.

Thread 93185 in /misc/

P93185 link reply
do wiggers born after 2000 (WBA2) actually think websites can only be available in certain countries??????
5 replies omitted.
P93301 link reply
P93295
Add crypto to this, especially Monero, and now that information is also money. You could be transferring billion dollars and nobody would know. Border control for anything except people is a meme. The only thing border control can help with is preventing niggers in your country but it's not being used for that. (Yet it still filters good people)
P93310 link reply
I mean, it's rather trivial to block 99% of users outside the country. Only whitelist local IPs and block Tor and common VPNs IPs should be all that could ever matter. Not that I would understand the point of such a policy though.

>15 years ago no websites that merely serve text/media had "now available in germany"
Oh, is that what you were talking about, lol. I don't think I ever saw such a message, but it's probably more of a matter of "doing business in germany" than "letting germans connect to your server"
P93321 link reply
P93310
Dude, just don't layout a cable over the border in the first place.
P93430 link reply
P93301
Cryptocurrencies are especially funny. You can literally remember a BTC wallet seed, and "transfer" millions of euros every time you pass a border
P93472 link reply
P93321
They also want to shill their shithole country.

Thread 48212 in /tech/

P48212 Invidio.us clones or youtube CDN were probably distributing malware through .mp4s probably. link reply
You might have noticed corrupted .mp4s being downloaded from some of the invidio.us mirrors about a year ago and maybe they still are.

These videos had corrupted segments to them that when you played them cut audio or video.

This should be impossible unless the CDN they were coming from were distributing hashes for modified files or the browser downloading function was defective or tampered with because before a download completes it checks associated meta data for the file being downloaded which includes hashes that enable the downloader to re-request packets that got corrupted when passing through the telecom network.

Meaning, to get a corrupted .mp4 file you just downloaded from an invidio.us clone, either the CDN must be distributing hashes for the corrupted file or your browser's download function has to be compromised.

I suspect youtube has been distributing malware exploits in .mp4 files to target the computers of people using invidio.us clones because it's not realistic that my browser's download function was compromised as I boot to ram and use a clean live boot every time I turn on the computer. Meaning, the CDN I was downloading videos from was sending hashes for the apparently corrupted files to ensure they were downloaded, indicating malicious intent.

Or maybe I don't understand something on the technical side of things? Maybe the mirrors directed to a non-youtube CDN, I didn't actually check at the time and probably should have.
5 replies omitted.
P93410 link reply
>You might have noticed corrupted .mp4s being downloaded from some of the invidio.us mirrors about a year ago and maybe they still are.

How tf would you even know?
>These videos had corrupted segments to them that when you played them cut audio or video.
oh well if they were webm you could have been fucked by that exploit in libvpx buffer overflow

>or your browser's download function has to be compromised.
imagine not using yt-dlp even


P48216
>unless it's used as boot to ram from my perspective
What about overlay-root that boots to ram when you want it to?

https://github.com/Kicksecure/grub-live
P93412 link reply
P48215
>It's possible some of the invidio.us clones were malicious and were directing downloaded not to youtubes CDNs, but to a malicious server.
>implying youtube's own CDNs can't be malicious


P48212
>I suspect youtube has been distributing malware exploits in .mp4 files to target the computers of people using invidio.us clones
How can this surprise literally anyone? Youtube has been trying to fuck up yt-dlp and invidious users for at least 6 years by now. Why do you think yt-dlp has to be updated constantly for it to work? It's a total state of war
P93414 link reply
P93412
> Why do you think yt-dlp has to be updated constantly for it to work?
Not objecting your statement but yt-dlp gets updates more rare than once a month.
P93447 link reply
>poojeet CEO
>open-source projects interfere with saar's profits
>kindly send the needful virus post haste
P93471 link reply
>>P93412
>Youtube has been trying to fuck up yt-dlp and invidious users for at least 6 years by now.

No, they didn't.
They could easily ban yt-dlp fingerprint and require yt-dlp to run an actual headless firefox with selenium.

They don't even ban Tor for some reasons.

Thread 93444 in /sexwithchildren/

P93444 Gamers Rise Up link reply
1 reply omitted.
P93453 Me IRL link reply

Thread 93063 in /tech/

P93063 OpenBSD appreciation thread link reply
Let us appreciate and discuss OpenBSD.
10 replies omitted.
P93278 link reply
P93276
Always keeping Tor (and I2p) running all the while and doing plain-Jane stuff with it will work better than this script.
P93312 link reply
P93276
This is a Python script. Are you retarded? If you can't write your own equivalent to a service you shouldn't be using computers.
P93383 link reply
P93312
just give me the deets pussy
P93399 link reply
>If you can't write your own equivalent to a service you shouldn't be using computers.
nah nigga I need help ASAP!

All I'm used to is system[bold: d][spoiler: ick] you dick.
I wanna give BSD a try but would like to know how one goes about creating a service in a non systemd OS.
P93449 link reply
I'm a noob myself, but I needed a simple daemon program and I just copied the i2pd rc script from ports and rewrote it to fit my needs. Place it in /etc/rc.d/
If your program already runs as a daemon it should work, use rcctl to manage it.

#!/bin/ksh

daemon="/usr/local/bin/hackermand"
daemon_flags="--anonhackerproxy=127.0.0.11337 --hack-cia=true --hack-nsa=true"

. /etc/rc.d/rc.subr

rc_cmd $1

Thread 93360 in /sexwithchildren/

P93360 link reply
How can I have sex with a loli? I'm actually confused. They can fit inside my tummy, and how would it even be possible to fit my dick in one? They have very small pussies that only seem that they would work at a certain, possibly uncomfortable or un-ergonomic, angle. How could I kiss her while we have sex? Her face would be at my belly button. But it must be possible and I am just pessimistic since so many people are doing it.
P93374 link reply
>They can fit inside my tummy
ok vorefag
P93390 link reply
>They can fit inside my tummy
What the fuck?
P93435 link reply
Lolis are like 4'6"
P93438 12of7 link reply
P93360
it's a phase, you can only fuck lolis when you're around 16-24. you level up after that and move onto 18yos for the rest of your life

Thread 93287 in /wtech/

P93287 IRC "registration" or "/msg nickserv kys" link reply
I'm so, so tired of this. [bold:IRC is not a web forum]. Stop with the registration bullshit. The purpose of IRC is to [bold:chat]:

151 "Chat" gcide "The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48"
Chat \Chat\, n.
1. Light, familiar talk; conversation; gossip.
[1913 Webster]

No one should need a username and password for IRC. I don't need yet another account to keep track of. Doing this drives away users by making it a pain in the ass to speak with others. In front of me, right now, is a purple index-card book with a spiral binding. It is half full of account data. I don't want to have to add to it to talk to random strangers on the internet.

I'm looking at you, Libera.chat. Stop it.






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P93397 Great idea link reply
P93290
And there it is. You gave me a great idea: we need to make computing hard again. Then, it will be like the old days when only computer science students (and tech companies) were on the internet.
P93408 link reply
>Solaris mentioned in reply or pic
>OpenVMS mentioned in reply or pic


Get VAX Version 19 two to five patches [spoiler: boosters] faggot!
P93411 link reply
P93339
The post P93307 can be extended the following way:
> It's usually nice to know who you're talking to [so we could easier evaluate the opinion based on who is talking rather than the opinion itself].
P93433 link reply
P93302
You're stupid.
You can't ban people by captcha. Captcha can't be used to establish an identity.
You'd be able to join a room, troll it until they ban your connection, reconnect, and repeat. Same thing with DMs.

P93325
He won't think about it, he's not capable of thinking. He just reads enough on a topic that he can say something completely retarded using some of its terminology in order to get negative attention on a darknet imageboard.
But, to steel-man it, the server can provide an ASCII art captcha. The underlying problem that captcha doesn't stop non-automated abuse remains.

P93369
[spoiler: 69]
It's on the level of laughing or ridiculing. It's voicing a nebulous disagreement in the hopes that others will pile on and attack the position with no rational content whatsoever. We have a non-Latin term for it: heckling.

P93397
Fantasy. You can't put the cat back in the bag. But you can put a moat around what you cherish. That moat can be, say, "prove you can code". Now you've "made computing hard again" just for you and your community.
P93434 link reply
P93433 (cont)
The "prove you can code" challenge can be a procedurally-generated pseudocode challenge, which will be parsed and evaluated in a sandbox. An easy pseudocode challenge would filter 95% of /g/.

The next level would be task challenges, in the vein of HackThisSite but with far less obscurity, which can again be procedurally-generated. For instance, the user can be instructed to send a particular web request to a certain endpoint, to transform the response data somehow, and then to post the result to a different endpoint. This can be done by writing a script, or using the REPL. This would filter out 99% of /g/.

Thread 41883 in /blog/

P41883 FaggotChan link reply
i like my black tea very light and with 3 spoonfuls of sugar so that its basically just sweet flavored water
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P93235 link reply
P93077
Are you a woodsman by chance? Going to have coffee++ again.
P93313 FaggotChan link reply
Having tea before bed.
P93415 FaggotChan link reply
I got out of bed.
P93427 FaggotChan link reply
Having a cup of tea.
P93432 link reply
P93077
Congrats on your new kettle

Thread 74788 in /misc/

P74788 link reply
where are most people here do come from?

im mean country of origin

i do from Kenya
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P78692 link reply
I was born in international waters. I'm a ghost, there are no papers confirming my existence. If I wanted to kill you, I could, because there is no jurisdiction that applies to me.
Let that sink in.
P78693 link reply
P78692
>he doesn't know ships fly the flag of a country
>he doesn't know countries prosecute based on the location of the crime not the nationality
P78704 link reply
>international waters
street shiter
P93423 China link reply
Chinese
只有我一个人在这里?
P93429 link reply
You see Neil Armstrong was actually trans and when strolling on the moon she gave birth to me. Of course it would be embarassing so this was never published and I was left on the moon with a few spare supplies. That makes me the emperor and a sole citizen of the moon republic. I'm actually approaching the retirement age in a few years.

Thread 93311 in /misc/

P93311 Mission GF link reply
How do I get a girlfriend? I am 28 years old and still never had a GF. I think this is because my hobbies chan-dweller tier, thus I never had a female friend either. I need advice to find girls who like /g/ and /lit/ stuff. Because you had a GF right?
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P93385 link reply
>I am 28 years old and still never had a GF.
At 28, my dead grandfather was a parent of 5 kids, but here we are, not even capable of holding hands romantically with a girl even once in our live.

P93375
>Don't make "get a gf at any cost" your mission.
>posts a huge wall of instructions that is ultimately about getting a gf by doing all these changes not for self-satisfaction but to get a gf
P93396 link reply
Just become rich & famous lmao. Then you can do anything you want.
P93398 link reply
>I am 28 years old and still never had a GF.
Im in my 20's too not that old tho but same boat with no GF wise but I HAVE HAD SEX also
At this point I think a FWB is the only way atleast for me

P93322
>Just wait until you get 40yo, and the problem will be solved on itself.
WTF do you even mean by this other then relying on those blue pills that come in mail?
P93403 suicideforhire@yahoo.com link reply
P93375
>Try not to refuse and talk with female specimen you meet at the parties
parties are gay and people are fake

also
>female specimen
yeah i wouldn't take advice from someone that uses those two together ngl tbh
P93428 link reply
P93385
Well, I was trying to be specific and dumped my stream of thoughts. If he's 28 and didn't do any of these things for self satisfaction, so any motivation will help to bootstrap the process of self-improvement and it will make everything easier later. My point was: being on the bottom of dating pool and desperate is a great way to be taken advantage of so don't do that

P93403
I wouldn't take advice from anyone on a fucking darknet imageboard, but yet here we all are.

Thread 73531 in /sexwithchildren/

P73531 link reply
official spoiler pic
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P77509 link reply
I fucking love it!
The audio
the text.. I love imagining it
P77515 link reply
P73536
best video in this whole site
i can only imagine
P78458 link reply
>>P73531

lambdanon where can i watch the full video from that scene?
P78481 link reply
P73531
poast full video anon
P93425 If only you know link reply
How things really are

Thread 61103 in /sexwithchildren/

P61103 what is your age of attraction? link reply
there seems to be a lot of pedos here, but i haven't seen anyone talk about their AoA
what's yours?
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P85806 link reply
oh that was actually 'jb' (P6387)
P85810 the answer from a 319M link reply
P61103

120+
P85849 link reply
i like 14 - 24. not sure why some of that range is illegal in some places
P85869 link reply
P85849
Same reason India had several famines under British rule, and never again since: the eternal Anglo.
P93420 5-12 link reply
Maybe even <5 Like todd
I just can't stand any age of boobs development, that's all Mabye little budding at most?

Thread 3713 in /anime/

P3713 link reply
You should be reading manga. It's much better than animu.
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P3713
You should be reading visual novels. It's much better than mango.
P92875 link reply
I like mango. It's sweet
P92917 link reply
Berserk changed my life.
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